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Duck ran, his feet slamming into pavement without time for thought as he dodged another blast of yellow light. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuckie," teased his pursuer, "I'm going to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeell you. Once I turn you female anyway, you bloody little…" another blast shot over his head, slamming into a rat. He swallowed as he watched the furry rat-girl dive into a hole, and found he could run a bit faster.

The alley was a blur, the red bricks flying by one after another as blast after blast pummeled to his side, and the girl after him growled in frustration. He shot a look behind him as the girl turned a corner, green hair a sheet behind her as she flew through the air, hands glowing as her eyes flashed in anger. He dove to the floor as another blast smashed past him, the energy splaying harmlessly off the wall as he shoved off and ran again.

His hands closed around a door knob at the next turn, nearly wrenching his arm from it's when it failed to open with his momentum. He flung the door inward even as she turned the corner, thanking god as he leaned against the door to keep it shut, even as his shoulder cursed it. He closed his eyes, taking a deep breath as he let his fear go and waited for the thud of impact that never came.

"Boo," whispered the girl, her black eyes shining as her head passed through the door with a wicked grin. He flung himself away with a curse, the light slamming into the floor where he had been even as he darted to his feet again, with her following leisurely behind. The place was huge, he noticed, taking in the abandoned warehouse he had stumbled into. But the only door was the one she had just passed through, and there was no where left to run.

He winced as her hands blasted forth two more beams of light, sighing in relief as they began to move towards him. The sigh died in his throat as the beams continued to either side of them, closing in further and further. He refused to close his eyes this time, watching as they came closer.

"Hey!" came a voice, tiny but insistent. A blue figure darted down from the ceiling, swirling around the girl's face. The beams flickered off mere hand breaths from Duck, and he found himself sighing with relief at seeing the TG Fairy.

"Who the hell are you!?" she demanded, her blue wings a blur as she hovered before the crazy girl that had been attacking him.

"Name's Katie. I'm here for that idiot SOB's manhood."

"Well, that idiot's mine!" declared the fairy, her face scrunching up in anger that made Duck swallow. "And he's my friend, so I get him first!"

"No way!" complained Katie. "He stole ALL my underwear! And left a note admitting it - all I've got is a black lace wonder bra! Did you know that they have bloody black lace wonder bras? 'Cause I sure as hell didn't!"

"He glued my wings together!" complained the Fairy. "Stuck me on a platform, and left me to wake up half naked in the street!"

"if I wasn't transformed right now, I'd be bloody naked in the streets! Except for a black. Lace. Wonder. Bra. He's mine."

"Nuh-uh sister! You can have what's left of him!"

"I don't even know what you're talking about!" complained Duck, "I've never even-hmmn!" he cried, a blast of yellow light shooting into his lips. The inside of his lips melted together, gluing them painfully shut as Duck tried desperately to come to his own defense against two girls who had clearly gone mad.

"…Okay, I'll give you that one as a freebee," decided the diminutive fey with a nod.

"Thanks," grinned Katie. "God have I been wanting to do that… You know, we could probably just zap him at the same time…"

A screech cut off any response the fey might have given, as a cherry picker rolled from the shadows, the yellow carriage decending as the rider stepped out, lifting his directors cone to shout. "What!? Teamwork is not in the script!"

"Not the mind control guy!" groaned Katie, slamming her hand into her face with a groan.

"Okay, first off I want you too-"

The slam of Katie's fist cut off his words, driving the cone into his mouth as she grabbed his wrist, pulled off the ring and cut it aside.

"Mhhmhhf!"

A blast of light shot into the cone, sealing his lips shut even as she pulled it out with a plop.

"Can ya please explain what's going on to me?" demanded the fairy, fluttering over Katie's shoulder.

"How the hell do I know," she snorted. "The whole bloody thing is ridiculous! It sounds like some sort of demented birthday surprise by Dragon - like the one he was writing for… duck's birthday on the… eight. Dragon!"

"Who's dragon?"

"A dead immortal if he doesn't get out right this moment!" she snarled.

"You do realize that's impossible, right?" came a voice, laughing nervously as Dragon came out. Duck watched nervously, glad someone else was taking the brunt of the anger as he began to edge towards the door.

"What the hell do you think you were doing!?" he heard Katie demand.

"Okay, first off, I had no idea how far Ashley was going to pull those pranks on you two…"

Duck winced at the whapping sound as he turned away from the abused male, edging along the wall past the girls and to the door, his hands closing on the handle with a sigh of relief.

The door swelled outward, blocking itself in response to a blast form Katie. "Oh, no you don't," she snarled. "Dragon wants you to have a bloody birthday present."

"On the count of three?" asked the TG fairy."

"Three."

Twin bolts of energy blasted into him, even as they hit The Director and Dragon. Duck could only imagine the similar sensations passing through them, as pain mingled with pleasure and his body began to change. His heart was in his chest, and his chest was expanding, pressing against the shirt as it grew too, making him gasp as the alien sensations passing through his body. His limbs were slimming and his face was burning, changing as he gasped and the body hair disappeared. Long hair fell downward in cascades as his butt began to plus out, and his testes turned to her ovaries, as Duck turned to Duckie with a final gasp. Another wave of alien sensation overcame her as breasts cushioned the fall to the ground, and she stared up at Katie's grinning face.

"So, what do ya wanna do with them?" asked the fairy.

Duckie tried to open her mouth, but it woudn't move, the frozen lips trapped by frozen muscel into an eternal kiss.

"Figure we'll just dump them in Zappy Haven," shrugged Katie, unconcerned. "Slap on a couple ownership tags in case we wanna dig them back up after they've learned their lesson, leave them to the boys, and go out for a soda. You up for it? We can drop The bloody director off with Morgana on the way out."

The TG fairy nodded in agreement, bobbing up and down in the air. "This normal for you?"

"With dragon as my writer? You have no idea. Now come on! I still wanna get Duckie a girlfriend for her birthday."

Lying on the floor, Dukie tried to decide whether she was pleased or mad. In the end, unable to move, she wasn't even sure it mattered.
I was trying to combine the serious and the funny in this one, and I'm not entirely sure if I succeeded either way. Keeping that in mind, I can't help but hope that :icontheduckofanime: liked his gift. At least he wasn't a maid! You know... yet... that will probably be changed by the time they get delivered, but at least he doesn't have to read about it! And he'll get a girlfriend! ((**coughcoughLacyBucketcoughcough**))

Also: The mind control guy is none other than :iconcrazycowproductions:'s the director, here for our personal amusement and a little bit of torture. Hope you all have fun!

:icontheduckofanime: owns the TG fairy, as well as himself... assuming Katie didn't sell him, or something. ((She wouldn't do that... I don't think.))

Morgana belongs to :iconlordcoyote:
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CrazyCowProductions Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
wow poor poor dirrector
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Let's face it, SOMEONE was bound to just punch him out eventually! Morgana should be pleased, though! :D
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CrazyCowProductions Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Oh I drew a comic some time ago with the perfect revenge on Dirrector, being turned into a girl wouldn't bother him much at all XD
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Yes, but now she's a girl who can't TALK! :D
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CrazyCowProductions Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
XD true enough at least till looker gets there
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Can looker unseal the lips?
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CrazyCowProductions Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
Sure if she runs into katie along the way
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
OOoh, true... 'course that would lead to a LOT of problems.

Spirit bridge DNA is practically viral when it's in your system. It's impossible to spread, normally, but even a little bit will grow to take over...
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theduckofanime Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank ya muchly! I don't even remember DOING these evil things... but dang it, people are after me!
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
I think Ashley did them in your name... Frankly, I don't think Katie cares. :D
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